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Beer

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
So give us this day our foamy heads
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever BARMAN!

We have somewhat limited space available here, but we do what we can to keep our taste buds on their toes. Just because it's not in the door today doesn't mean it won't be there tomorrow. We rotate the Micro-brews regularly and put feelers out to see what you are looking for. When one flavor slows down, we'll replace it with something new!

We live in the "Napa Valley of the beer making world" so it is only appropriate that I tip the available beer shelf space in favor of Colorado Liquid Gold!

The Walk-In Cooler

Door #1: Local Brews! Yeah Durango & Telluride! We make GREAT beer. That's why we keep them in door #1. We want you in and out and on your way to a new level of happy!

B - double E - double R - U - N BEER RUN!

Door #2: Colorado beers...not as good as the stuff we make here, but still good. Oh yeah, we also have several shelves of canned beers. Why not? Oskar Blues invented the canned micro brew. We salute you!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - B. Franklin

Door #3: Beers from other places in the USA.

Beer is the fifth element after water, fire, earth & wind...nothing exists without it.

Door #4: Beers not from the USA.

My mother told me that beer was my enemy, Jesus told me to love my enemy.

The last 3 doors are for you yellow-bellied...errr...I mean yellow-beer drinkin' fools. We've got 18 packs in Door #5, 12 packs in Door #6 and if all you want is a 6'er, keep walking to the end.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

Green Fridge: under the South window

You'll find this one at the end of the main aisle. The right side is stocked full of singles and 16 oz'rs and the left side has mini wines, gluten free selections and miscellaneous flavored malt beverages.

Beer: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Black Fridge: under the East window

Bombers, bombers and more bombers. We have 10 staples and another 18 that rotate on a regular basis.

10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.